Al Usthaazu NEWMOON A.G

NEWMOON A.G aai eku vaguthu kolheh

Assalaam alaikum

Alhugandu miadhu thiyabeyfulhunnaa mi bahdhal kureee faaithuve dhiya 30 varakah aharu mi dhivehiraahjeyga verikan kuramun dhiya beyfulhakaai eku!!

Aadhe…….. Dhivehi raahjeyge izzaiytheri raees adhi MRP ge zaeem alusthaazu Newmoon A.G

1 VANA SUVAAL

Manikfaanu kithah roadha hihppavaifintho?

Newmoon: Alhugandu…err…err (kudakoh ingili pulhuthah mahlhavaafai)… alhugandu…err…err (kudakoh boa kahaalaafai) errr….. PASS

Manikfaanu thiya vidhaalhuvanee ehves roadhaeh nuhifamuthoa?

Newmoon: Err…noon…simply not true…. Alhugandu veevarakun hifan…baeh dhuvas dhuvahu anbikanbalunnaa hedhi …..

2 VANA SUVAAL

Manikfaan umurufulhun kithah aharutho?

Newmoon: Alhugandah miaharu fureynee 32 aharu ingeytho… balaalaafa hiyeh nuvey dhehtho…

Bahllavaa manikfaange dharikanbalun nah ves miaharu 30 aharu fure ennun tho

New moon: Aadhe.. alhuganduge dhosee dhari alhugandahvure dhoshi vane…. Thibunaa dharikalunnaa alhugandaa hunnaneee 2 aharu dhuvahuge thafaathu (foni velaafa)

Ehenveema mnikfaan raeeskamah vadaigathee umuru fulhun 2 aharugatho.

Newmoon: hahahah.. alhugandu hairaan vehjje thiyabeyfulhaa ah thiyavaru neyguneethee… alhugandu raees kamah ai iru umurun 35 aharu.

3 VANA SUVAAL

Manikfaanuge moonufulhun roo filuhvan dhey there dheytherein Singapore ah dhaavaahaka adu ivey. Mee kihaavarehge hageegatheh tho? Adhi budjet mihaa thaashi dhuvas varehga mee kuran vane kamehtho?

Newmoon: Noon. Noon.. Simply Not True…. Alhugandu dhuvahakuves moonun ruleh nufiluvan… alhuganduge moonuga ehgothakah ves ruleh nuhurey… nuves ufedhey….eyee muskulhivumun ufedhey ehcheh. Dhen alhugandu dhuvahakuves sarukaaru haradhaku nudhan… alhugandu dhaneee theemugey haradhuga

Eyee sarukaaru haradheh noon dhehtho… dhen massalaeh neiy…keehkurantho ehaa ginain Singapore ah dhuruvanee dhen?

Newmoon: alhugandhuge isthashigandakee varahves boa varigadha isthashi gandeh… ehenve raahjeyin boa kosheyne gotheh nethumun dhanee…

Aadhe balaa laafaves ingey varah varugadhakan isthashipulhu.

4 VANA SUVAAL

Manikfaan , manikfaange office gai adhi riyaasee ganduvarugai thibey baeh anhen muvahzifunnaa varah bey adhabee goiy gothah muaa malaaiy bahahttavaa vaahaka adu ivey.. eye kihaavarehge thedheh tho?

Newmoon: noon…noon…simply not true… hama huvaakohffa mi bunanee…e kudhinnaa alhuganduge anbikanbalunnaa ehves farageh neiy… dhuvahakuves noannaaane e noon niyatheh ga balaa laafaves. Thee hama meehun dhahkkaa vaahaka… hus dhogu…hama simply not true (kiye nukiye ehcheh neygi anga hui vefa in baiypen thehyeh hen hadhaigen indhe)

5 VANA SUVAAL

Aadhe fahu suvaalakah alhugandu kohlan beynunvanee…. Manikfaanu migaumaa medhu dhekey huvafenakee kobaa tho?

Newmoon: aadhe alhuganduge huvafenakee raahjeyge hurihaa rasheh bridge akun gulhaalun… konme dharehga 1 bridge alhamungos mulhi raahje gulhaalun…

Adhe anehkkaaves ehendhuvahaku ehen candidate akaai eku bahdhal kohllumuge unmeedhugai vakivelan.

Shurukihyyaaa

StaRtliNg faCTs AboUt wOmeN

I wonder... I wonder why women keep on complaining. When will they grasp it that we are sick of those same old routines everyday? It’s amazing… it really startles me, the way they pull a string to complain, from each and every word or acts of ours. Don’t they have better things to do then irritating us? Let’s look at some common scenarios

A woman asks her man to give her the freedom to be with her friends, she wants us to trust her and give her space.

· If a man agrees

There it goes... The guys don’t care about her at all and he doesn’t love her any more.

· If the man disagrees

Whoa!!! He is too possessive, dominating and egocentric. He never cares for her feelings at all.

They always keeps on complaining that they are lonesome and it’s damn hard, but keeps on rebuffing every single guy who approaches… if the guy keeps on approaching, they whine that he is cheap and consider him as a jerk or a looser . On the other hand if the guy drifts away they nag, that he’s good for nothing and questions why he didn’t stick along till she changes her mind.

Come on girls…get a life!!

Why do you always act as such self centered bitches who thinks about nothing but your selves. Why can’t you understand that we have better things to do than listening to your crap the whole day? Why aren’t you able to get a clue on why we keep on ignoring you during most part of the day….

and way i have nothing against ya.... i love all of ya chicks deep from my heart.

Amazing or Weird

Guys…. We have been talking in Dhivehi for a long time..since our childhood. Since we don’t even remember anything. Yet I wonder..i wonder how much we know the actual Dhivehi words. I wonder how many weird words are there. I came across some of these words while I was going through a Maldivian language book. Its amazing that some of these words we haven’t even heard of before.

HAVARU THUNFUHI: the so called “Badi”
HANDHUVARU KURAFI: Guys who goes out at night to watch girls
KEHENIVUN: Talkative
KENDHI MULHI UKUN: begging before a person repeatedly
VAKADHI ULHI: lazy
MEYHOONAA HARUDHANDIYA: when you have nothing to eat
MAAHOLHU: who always wants to eat
MOHORUVALHAH JEHUN: when a bachelor marries someone who is divorced
MISKITHU VAKARU: those women who don’t want to get hooked up with anyone whose status is lower than the women’s ex- husband or boyfriend.
MADUCHAKUN CHAHPAAS: people who are fat and lazy
FUH GAHU GURAA: beautiful women
FANTHOSHI BABURU: guys whose strength is pretty low
SOHO MANDELI: a person who doesn’t know how to do any thing

Heheh….after all how can we learn such stuff. Its like learning a whole new language.

Limitations

How limited is our mind. For every question we don’t want to answer or for every question we are unable to answer we blame it on to someone else or we just accept that our brain is too limited.

For example today I asked my best friend why do we look up when we think of god; I asked him why do we think god is up in the sky when people say god is everywhere? When he is everywhere why can’t we see him?

His answer: “Dude!! Our brain is too limited that we think god is up above in the sky? And with such a limited brain we are unable to see him”
My Reply: “ I think god is able to fly (just like peter pan) one day he flew up not knowing he is afraid of heights and once he reached up..He is unable and afraid to look down to come back. (oh maybe he is captured by captain Hook or he is in love with Tinkerbell) Woila..That answers our question. Also as he is very powerful (which I believe)he may have the power to be invincible, but yet don’t know how to be visible once he is invincible. There is a probability that he doesn’t know how to use his powers.”

Recommendation: Send Mohinder Suresh to help him, and he could assist Mohinder by protecting the guy from sylar.
And those of you guys with a limited brain can start eating reef fish, as researches shows that eatings of white fish elevates the height you are able to think. (just heard from some where) who knows??? Give it a try!!!!

some unanswerd questions???

Ever since I was I little kid, I have been a Muslim, why shouldn’t I be… my parents, forefathers, majority of friends, and everyone around are Muslims.
I guess I was also…. A believer… I was a devotee….. My belief was strong…. Why…. I don’t know how to answer that question. All I know is those thoughts…the mighty belief… the strong faith has shattered..It has crippled to bits once I started thinking…
Once I started to fully utilize my brain I realized I was never a Muslim… indeed I believed in Islam..And I still believe in it… I believe its more perfect than any other religion..But….. I guess its not perfect enough…I guess no religion is prefect.. As I said, once I started to THINK, I realized I was never a Muslim, yet none of us were Muslims…We were a part of the religion just for the name sake, we never practiced it…. We never were devoted, we believed our perception is always right, we believed we were always right; we were unable to follow the basics, we just kept and keep on living the way we want. Most of the gods sayings were considered a burden for us, WHY….
Whether we want to accept or not, the answer to that capital WHY is simple. Its cuz the basics of our religion were unacceptable, it doesn’t make sense, lots and lots of questions are unanswered and we are told not to think about it.
We have been told that God is supposed to be an infinitely powerful being. It is not possible to affect God in any way.We cannot make God angry; neither can we make him happy. If we are able to do that, it would mean that we have some control over God's emotions. Thus what’s the need to be in a certain way if we cannot please him or be on his favored list?
I know most of you would be grinding your teeth’s cuz of me.. its surprising that we are affected by such simple matters.. we some one criticizes Islam we are unable to accept it.. we are unable to buy it..but…Just ask your self…. Answer these simple questions!!
· Are you a Muslim?
· Do you follow the basics in Islam?
· Do u really believe in god?
I could challenge you that there wont be a single soul who really believes in it. Maybe one or two may be there…I don’t know… as for me..I would definitely follow Islam and repent if you are able to answer my questions…